subject0mega:

theinternetcrab:

argumate:

rendakuenthusiast:

epistemic-horror:

The Japanese eulogize the heroic man as did the Romans at the time of the Punic Wars. They are fearless in military affairs and speak a language similar to Latin.

joke: japanese is an altaic language
woke: japanese is an italic language

all languages with five vowels are basically the same

日本

italic Japanese is an abomination

suddenly, i understood vento aureo

thereallieutenantcommanderdata:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

@clothesncats

arianagrandgay:

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

nymphaeries:

i’m just a fool that loves heart-shaped things

(Source: 1oveaura)

foreverravenclaw:

Imagine having your own little library in your house. A room just full of books. A big window, with a cozy window seat and a pretty view, maybe of the ocean. A large old fashioned desk. A comfy sofa. Perhaps a beanbag or two if you’re feeling crazy. Wow, I just gave myself chills!